The Guy With The Nazi Tattoo
Readers of The Golf Room , I have some very, very shocking news for you. Are you sitting down? Do you have your smelling salts handy? Maybe your favorite bourbon on the stand next to you? Good. Now, remember when Americans of a certain philosophical and/or political outlook yelled and screamed “BELIEVE ALL WOMEN” incessantly, for about a million years? Well, you are simply not going to believe this, but… they did not actually mean all women. Sorry, but it seems it was all a misunderstanding. They meant “only women who are affiliated with, or working on behalf of, a certain national party's agenda.” I hope this clears things up. I mean, how else can you spin Graham Platner – the ‘humble’ 41-year-old oyster farmer who was recently selected as the Democratic United States Senate candidate for the great state of Maine? Really? Platner, who will face longstanding Republican senator Susan Collins in November’s midterm elections, has,...